im gonna hire someone to stand behind me and say swag whenever i pause between words
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***THANK GOD FOR TUMBLR***
***THANK GOD FOR NETFLIX***
***THANK GOD FOR MAC N CHEESE***
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i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once.
oh my god you managed to one up john green.
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